Obama’s America – Episode 258 – Obama’s Brain

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This Is Not Obama’s Brain.
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This Is Not Obama’s Brain.

By Arthur Piccolo

News Americas, NEW YORK, NY, Fri. Jan. 8, 2016: That’s right you expect variety in Obama’s America.  Well I deliver it. You won’t see this title anywhere else.

Yes, there is the Obama Brain Initiative and the Obama Brain Trust (whatever that is); but I’m talking and writing about President Barack Obama’s brain here today; others are not.

How did I come to this decision?  It came to me this week when President Obama decided to release his new plan and executive orders to control gun violence. I came to the realization only by exploring his brain we might discover why it would take him into the last year of his Presidency to announce these very, very modest steps when President Obama has been complaining about gun violence and episode after episode of mass killings all seven years of his Presidency most horribly of all, Sandy Hook three years ago.

WHY did he not announce these simple steps then or even years before?

I think the mystery can only lie inside his brain.

First let’s make sure we understand and explore what President Obama just announced. Here they are the executives orders President Obama just signed. I’m going straight to The White House for this information …

President Obama’s statement of 1/4/16 BEGINS …

“Gun violence has taken a heartbreaking toll on too many communities across the country. Over the past decade in America, more than 100,000 people have been killed as a result of gun violence—and millions more have been the victim of assaults, robberies, and other crimes involving a gun. Many of these crimes were committed by people who never should have been able to purchase a gun in the first place.”

OK the President says this has been a problem for a decade or more and he has been President for the last 7 but he is only taking these actions now?

President Obama continues …

“Over the same period, hundreds of thousands of other people in our communities committed suicide with a gun and nearly half a million people suffered other gun injuries. Hundreds of law enforcement officers have been shot to death protecting their communities. And too many children are killed or injured by firearms every year, often by accident. The vast majority of Americans—including the vast majority of gun owners—believe we must take sensible steps to address these horrible tragedies.”

Again what has he been waiting for?

Please continue President Obama …

“The President and Vice President are committed to using every tool at the Administration’s disposal to reduce gun violence …….. and while Congress has repeatedly failed to take action and pass laws that would expand background checks and reduce gun violence, today, building on the significant steps that have already been taken over the past several years, the Administration is announcing a series of common sense executive actions designed to:”

Fascinating! Common sense measures! Pure Genius!
Obama’s BRAIN finally realized all this at the start of 2016 …

So here is what Barack Obama is going to do ..

“Keep guns out of the wrong hands through background checks.”

WOW what an original idea; what a BRAIN Obama has!

“The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) is making clear that it doesn’t matter where you conduct your business—from a store, at gun shows, or over the Internet: If you’re in the business of selling firearms, you must get a license and conduct background checks.”

Pure GENIUS! No wonder it took Obama 7 years to figure this out!

Even more YES President Obama tells us  …

“ATF is finalizing a rule to require background checks for people trying to buy some of the most dangerous weapons and other items through a trust, corporation, or other legal entity.”

Do you believe it how does his BRAIN come up with this stuff?

Thank God for President Obama’s BRAIN!

WAIT there is much more …..

“Make our communities safer from gun violence.”

“The Attorney General convened a call with U.S. Attorneys around the country to direct federal prosecutors to continue to focus on smart and effective enforcement of our gun laws.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT … is Obama some kind of God himself? How could any mere human ever think of this?  Is it possible?

And can there possibly be more? YES!

“Increase mental health treatment and reporting to the background check system.”

“The Social Security Administration has indicated that it will begin the rulemaking process to include information in the background check system about beneficiaries who are prohibited from possessing a firearm for mental health reasons.”

And this too ….

“The Administration is proposing a new $500 million investment to increase access to mental health care.”

WOW that averages out to $10 Million for each of the 50 states, not including Washington, DC. That will solve the problem.

There is more believe it or not …

“The President has directed the Departments of Defense, Justice, and Homeland Security to conduct or sponsor research into gun safety technology. The President has also directed the departments to review the availability of smart gun technology on a regular basis, and to explore potential ways to further its use and development to more broadly improve gun safety.”

I am overwhelmed as should you be Dear Readers. Want more?

STOP it there is no more. How could there be? President Obama obviously has just solved the problem of gun violence in America.

So what is my objective analysis of President Obama’s BRAIN …

His brain is PERFECT as proven by his new Executive Orders. As to why it took President Obama’s brain SEVEN years to do this …

Obama’s BRAIN is so superior it is impossible for us to understand!

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About The Writer: Arthur Piccolo is a professional writer and commentator and often writes about Latin America for New Americas.