Trump’s America – Episode # 119 – Clueless Joe Biden

By Arthur Piccolo

News Americas, NEW YORK, NY, Fri. May 3, 2019:  So, if you want to know why Biden is a BAD candidate for President …

No matter how high he is riding in the polls right now after announcing this week for President, Uncle Joe Biden just told us all this week the Truth …

Joe Biden is Clueless here in 2019. If only it were 20 years ago.

Too bad everyone else is not living in the past Joe. Except you and all the other Clueless among us. If only you had a Time Machine Joe; if only …

So, what the heck am I writing about this episode? CHINA and Old Joe!

Even just 4 years ago, so many of us including me desperate to stop the Hillary Clinton train wreck of a candidacy and stop Donald Trump from wrecking our democracy, were ready to fall in love with Joe Biden.

Looks like a good thing Joe did not run and win. IF nothing else, President Donald Trump is not Clueless about China the way Uncle Joe is. If Joe Biden was President today, we might all be getting ready to speak Chinese by now and hail China’s brutal Dictator Xi as our next Leader.

Of course I am being Facetious. Or am I ? Did you hear Biden’s speech?

WHAT speech Mr. Commentator? Please tell us your loyal readers! We have other things to do and why we look to you for wisdom and insight. We thank God all the Gods for you and Trump’s America …

Thank you, thank you thank you, but you embarrass me. I am so humble.

It’s my job as a proud American to save us all evil and the clueless like Old Joe.

Here is the story I am finally getting to after my opening monologue ……

And this week I am utilizing media ‘partner’ The Washington Post even though the Post is owned by the Greediest Person on Earth – Jeff Bezos.

The Washington Post, May 2, 2019 today here is the headline…..

BIDEN SAYS CHINA IS ‘NOT COMPETITION FOR US.’ Yes it is not a typo that is what Joe Biden just said Presidential candidate Joe Biden. Somebody get The Hook get this man off the Presidential stage. Yes, yes, yes I know Biden is going to “correct himself” by Friday if not sooner.

Sorry Joe we know what you said and what you think. Nobody cares about your “correcting yourself” to try and hide your real self. This is very scary stuff when Joe Biden thinks the #1 threat to our future CHINA under their brutal repressive authoritarian dictator Xi the most dangerous person on Earth who would turn the entire planet into an Orwellian nightmare ….

Presidential candidate Biden thinks Juggernaut China is no big deal.

Will anyone be surprised to learn that Joe Biden like all the Democratic dancing seals or call then fools believe or want to believe Russia is the biggest threat to our future, because Trump is a Russian asset in their minds.

Russia is a third-tier minor league threat compared to the major league world “champion” (sic) global threat China is to the future of all of us.

Back to The Washington Post … “Former vice president Joe Biden on Wednesday dismissed the notion that the United States should be worried about China as a geopolitical competitor, prompting criticism from Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) as well as some Republicans who argued that Biden is underestimating the world’s second-largest economy.”

“The argument is one Biden has frequently made in speeches throughout the years, but it is drawing increased attention due to his status as the apparent front-runner among Democrats running for President.”

WOW, Bernie Sanders, who isn’t even a real Democrat attacking Biden? Even Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders knows the truth about CHINA!

Let’s all sing a song for Joe Biden call it “Hello Joe” rhymes with Dolly ..

“Hello Joe, well hello Joe … It’s so nice to have you back where you belong. You’re looking swell, Joe, we can tell, Joe You’re still glowing, you’re still crowing, you’re still going strong …. We feel the room swaying ’cause the band’s playing One of your old favorite songs from way back when Take a rap, fellows, find him an empty lap, fellows Joe’ll never go away, Joe’ll never go away It’s so nice to see you back where you belong  You’re back on top, Joe, never stop, Joe … you’re looking swell Joe ..”

Joe why don’t you go make movies for Netflix with your best friends Barack and Michelle? Let the rest of us deal with the real world and CHINA.

Dear readers, I hope you like me have better ways to use your time than waste any more of it on Joe Biden. So, let me bring this episode to a Close …

BYE, BYE GOOD BYE JOE BIDEN … don’t forget your Time Machine!

(This series dedicated in honor of the late Liu Xiaobo & Jamal Khashoggi)

EDITOR’S NOTE: About The Writer: Arthur Piccolo is a professional writer and commentator and often writes about Latin America for New Americas.